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SUBJECT: The Resident Bullfrog Kept Glaring at Me

Hi there {FirstName},

Dot Pecson  here from DP Copywriting Service and I really grossed myself out the other day…

Our frog pond needed cleaning. I was scooping out huge handfuls of brown sludge from here to kingdom-come! Rotten leaves, green iridescent strands of slime – soon I was plastered all over with stinky muck!

Then a rock wobbled and sploosh! In went my leg. It came out green with mucky black freckles. Ugh!

And the glare from the resident Bullfrog said, umm, he would have gladly eaten me if he could.

Finally indoors, I rinsed off – and still found dozens of those black freckles splattered on my leg. Closer examination revealed

Leeches! YIPES! Every single quarter-inch to half-inch “freckle” was a slimy, slithery leech firmly attached to my tender hide. Took over an hour to get them all off.

Those tiny blood suckers siphon away your energy a lot like having Fibromyalgia drains your muscles of strength and energy, leaving you with lots of pain, confusion, frustration, and all too little energy.

When you do push your body and work on cleaning up the yard or playing a round of tennis, Fibromyalgia muscles tighten up big-time into spasms that don’t quit for days.

That’s a real good recipe for turning you into a total couch potato.

Imagine if you could somehow delete the pain, weakness and confusion that’s Fibromyalgia? Wouldn’t it be wonderful if there was a pill to magically turn off those awful symptoms?

Just think how good it would feel to spend a summer’s morning doing yard work, the afternoon cleaning house as you also prepare a delicious dinner, then afterwards take a relaxing stroll in the twilight before bed! Life sure would be good, wouldn’t it?

Here’s some good news: I just discovered this cream that, massaged gently into painful muscles, gives you instant relief (that lasts for hours and hours!) from that debilitating Fibromyalgia – and no Fibro-fog, either!

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Independence is key to your self-respect. Sure, it warms your heart when all those people come help you, each in their own way. Now you can start giving right back to them, returning their kindnesses.

Why not order your [Product Name] tube today and start rubbing away your helplessness? Time to take back your life, to make some more memories.

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“I Love not needing those awful muscle-relaxants any more. I Love doing things again, walking in the woods. I can play my fiddle now and I can also go shopping all day with my best friend.” – D. Brewer, Fibromyalgia patient for 17 years.

Get rid of those blood-sucking leeches that affect all your muscles with  the terrible debilitation of fibromyalgia. No more Fibro-Fog. No more Muscle Spasms. Lots more Energy!

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Here’s to your new lease on life!

Dot

P.S. – Be proud of who you are. show the world how you can enjoy making memories. Even cleaning that frog pond becomes a delight. [And you can glare right back at that Bullfrog.]

Stop forgetting and zoning-out mentally at the worst possible times.

So. Are you up to meeting the world head-on today?

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SUBJECT: It’s Like a Pile of Writhing Worms

Hi {FirstName},

It’s Dot Pecson here from DP Copywriting Service and I’m still chuckling over Jan’s story about the biggest pile of tangled mess ever…

Oddly, it was a big pile of spaghetti in their favorite Italian restaurant.

Jan’s boyfriend had (brilliant man!) secretly hidden her engagement ring deep in its sauce-coated bowels, intending to surprise her with it and his marriage proposal.

But Jan wasn’t very hungry. So she just nibbled the meatballs, leaving the spaghetti noodles. The waiter was reaching to remove it when her boyfriend yelled.

Terrified, the waiter froze.

Explaining sheepishly about the diamond ring, Jan’s new-fiance (after appropriate exclamations and kissy-kissing) handed her a fork. Then he seized one himself. The waiter just smiled and left, shaking his head.

Together the two dove into those spaghetti-sauce-slobbered noodles, pulling each out strand by strand.

Finally, afraid of damaging the precious ring, they abandoned the forks and resorted to bare hands. Writing worms could not have been slimier!

Jan’s tangled mass of noodles reminds me a lot of what you go through the first time you go fishing and you try to cast your hook into the water. Especially if no one is there to show you the right way…

You flip the reel’s lever down and the line flies off the spool like a freed bird from its cage. Before you get it stopped, yards of the stuff hang from your reel, resembling a tangled Slinky toy or telephone cord times a hundred.

So you try to wind it back up – and snag! One gigantic rat’s nest of fishing line.

Now what!? Untangling that stuff is worse than pulling spaghetti strands out from a plateful of spaghetti! The more you pull and tug, the tighter the knots become. The tighter the knots, the madder you get.

Finally you just reach for that knife…

Wouldn’t it be great of there was some way to untangle all this? Losing so much line before you even get your hook wet is a huge waste. Not to mention you still need to figure out casting so you don’t go through this mess again!

What if you could somehow wave a wand or something and shloop! Your line sags down into a lovely U-shape that practically rewinds itself?

I just stumbled on this spray-can that works on fishing line like cream rinse on long hair, smoothing tangles away effortlessly. One squirt and shloop happens!

Order Yours Now.

Tangled fishing line is a fact of fishing. Only the more experienced can avoid it. The less you know about casting, the bigger the tangle.

Who wouldn’t get frustrated with such a waste of time, line and money?

Order Your Can of [name deleted] Today

Fishing line gets expensive real fast. The heavier the fish it can handle, the more money it costs. Great way to go broke, cutting out 3-4 balls of tangled knots each time you go fishing!

Why not give your wallet a well-deserved break?

Get [name deleted]

Although this knot-erasing spray wouldn’t have worked for Jan’s spaghetti mess (it isn’t edible), [name deleted] works wonders on your snarled rat’s-nest of fishing line every time.

Here’s to fishing with the best of them!

Dot

P.S. Okay, there may be one or two honking masses of knots that [name deleted] can’t undo. Granted.

But for every other kind of fishing-line snarls and snafus, this works true miracles! Just the price of up to 3 snarls would pay for this inexpensive spray.

Not to mention making you look less of a rookie! (Of course, once you land that big one, you do still have to identify and measure it.)

What have you got to lose?

Desnarl your fishing line… Order Now.

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